Swanburg, I’m breaking all the poetry rules
There was a boy named Swanny,
A skinny lad was he
He thought himself a poet;
A better one than me
His vocab is horrendous
His lexicon truly sucks
He can’t complete a sentence
Without a “bulls***” or f***
I recommend a thesaurus
You might like a dictionary
Instead of flapping you jaws around
Like a mouth with dysentery